Wow, Michelle Obama Hates Carla Bruni…A lot
Monday, June 8th, 2009
I saw this picture on Drudge and had to put it before you guys. It says it all. And for you lefties who think I’m reading waaaaaay too much into this look here:
Anger:
THE BROWS ARE LOWERED AND DRAWN TOGETHER.
VERTICAL LINES APPEAR BETWEEN THE BROWS.
THE LOWER LID IS TENSED AND MAY OR MAY NOT BE RAISED.
THE UPPER LID IS TENSED AND MAY OR MAY NOT BE LOWERED BY THE ACTION OF THE BROW.
THE EYES HAVE A HARD STARE AND MAY HAVE A BULGING APPEARANCE.
THE LIPS ARE IN EITHER OF TWO BASIC POSITIONS: PRESSED FIRMLY TOGETHER WITH THE CORNERS STRAIGHT OR DOWN; OR OPEN, TENSED IN A SQUARISH SHAPE AS IF SHOUTING.
THE NOSTRILS MAY BE DILATED, BUT THIS IS NOT ESSENTIAL TO THE ANGER FACIAL EXPRESSION AND MAY ALSO OCCUR IN SADNESS.
THERE IS AMBIGUITY UNLESS ANGER IS REGISTERED IN ALL THREE FACIAL AREAS.
Care to caption?
Who Gives A Flip About Michelle Obama’s Toned Biceps?
Monday, March 16th, 2009She has beautiful, toned biceps and the press Just. Can’t. Shut. Up. About. It. Exhibit A:
Much has been said about our first lady’s fashion sense, but right now I’m in the throes of major arm-envy—hers are sculpted, strong, and not overly bulky. Nicely toned biceps and triceps are what I like to call the “show-off” muscles, because you see results so quickly, which is highly motivating.
More at here, here, here, here, here, and here.
And I barely scratched the surface with the bicep posts. Is there anything more trivial than whether the First Lady goes sleeveless or not?
And newspapers wonder why their readership is declining.
