Michelle Goldberg Has A Snit On Bloggingheads, Ann Althouse Calls Her Rhymes-With-Snit

November 28, 2009 / 8:10 pm • By Dr. Melissa Clouthier

I got lost in the vortex of Bloggingheads hell and ended up listening to Michelle Goldberg and Ann Althouse yelling at each other. Michelle threatens to bail on the call when Ann pins her down on her inarticulate defense of Barack Obama’s memoir Dreams Of My Fathers. Michelle can’t defend analogizing Obama to Tolstoy and threatens to bail. She smoothed her hair and soldiered on.

The whole conversation was quite illustrative of liberal thought. Or rather, liberal emotionalism. There wasn’t much thought to be had, although Michelle knows her way around 25 cent words. I found myself rolling my eyes. A lot.

So, according to Michelle Goldberg, the Obama-voting Ann Althouse is a conservative. And according to Ann, she’s miffed that Bloggingheads couldn’t find one conservative to defend Palin. That is a valid criticism. Really, Bloggingheads, is there no one who can defend Sarah Palin or is it that you just don’t like conservatives who might defend Sarah Palin?

For what it’s worth, Ms. Goldberg, Ann is a social liberal and libertarian who supported the war effort after 9/11. How, in anyone’s world, does that qualify as a conservative? Mind you, I’m glad to have Ann Althouse’s voice and like her and respect her views. Still, she voted for Barack Obama which to me was a vote for a man weak on foreign policy, indecisive even, and an economy-killing statist. She was not alone in her vote and those from the middle who swung to favor Barack Obama did not win me to the cause of moderation. That vote simply struck me as naive. Still does.

So, whatever, I was watching Bloggingheads and so clicked on Michelle and Ann to see what they talked about. Topic: Sarah Palin. Ann thought Sarah was dumb (I had read her review and thought it harsh). Since Ann finished the book, her review was more charitable. Michelle Goldberg’s feelings of hatred have abated somewhat but she still vehemently dislikes Sarah Palin. She trots out the old trope, “But she’s really good for the Democrat party.”

Between Ann and Michelle, they decide (Ann with a self-aware sparkle in her eye, Michelle utterly beyond self parody) that Sarah Palin is stupid as are those who support her. But don’t say anything about the elites being obnoxious. That characterization is so undeserved. They are people like you and me; they’re just better people.

“She has a reputation for mendacity,” says Michelle Goldberg of Sarah Palin.

“Reality has a liberal bias,” says Michelle regarding why the AP has 11 fact checkers on Sarah Palin’s book, but none of Barack Oama.

“She is a screen onto which conservatives project hopes, just as Barack Obama is a screen onto which liberals project hopes,” says Ann Althouse

“I don’t want to be saved. I want a President to take care of things….preserve us,” says Ann Althouse.

Michelle responds,”And that’s what we’ve got” [in Barack Obama].

You need to watch this interchange if only to get a better understanding of why Barack Obama will always be popular with a certain segment of the population. His actions don’t matter. If he never acts, that’s a bonus because it demonstrates his urbane thoughtfulness. His inaction is a sign of his intelligence. Dithering is nuance because people who take direct action, by definition, act without thinking. Can you see how a liberal would think that Barack Obama is fabulous? One of his greatest weaknesses, the weakness that could land America in the worst position and is doing just that, is actually a strength.

In short, Barack Obama can do no wrong because he is doing nothing.

  1. 6 Responses to “Michelle Goldberg Has A Snit On Bloggingheads, Ann Althouse Calls Her Rhymes-With-Snit”

  2. Jerry
    November 28 2009 / 9:24 pm
    Reply

    You’re not actually going to make me watch that, are you?

  3. Dr. Melissa Clouthier
    November 28 2009 / 11:29 pm
    Reply

    Are you a masochist? If so, yes.

  4. ArmedGeek
    November 29 2009 / 7:55 am
    Reply

    At times the liberal mentality disturbs me. Too many times the response to uncomfortable facts is just shouting. Too many liberals would rather run screaming from logic that to admit that, just maybe, possibly, they could be wrong.

    The most bothersome aspect of this behavior is the insistence of some in the republican party that the far left can be reasoned with and a compromise reached. More often than not, the “compromise” turns into whatever the left wanted to begin with and the republicans leaving thinking they gained something.

    /ramble off

  5. Dr. Melissa Clouthier
    November 29 2009 / 11:37 am
    Reply

    Well, yes, in that respect, it’s like reasoning with a toddler. They don’t make sense, but you’ll see parents arguing with them and looking stupid while doing so.

  6. O Bloody Hell
    December 8 2009 / 11:31 am
    Reply

    > Are you a masochist? If so, yes.

    Sadist.

  7. O Bloody Hell
    December 8 2009 / 11:41 am
    Reply

    Folks, the primary thing to grasp about liberals is The Midnight Reset Button.

    There’s a device built into their tiny widdle brains (such as they are) which acts on their memory processes as it processes the day’s experiences into permanent storage.

    It examines all the day’s learning in light of Officially Accepted Liberal Positions® (“OALP”). If it finds ANYTHING which violates the OALP, it is instantly purged and removed from further affect on the brain (such as it is).

    This explains how you can, with any liberal, start from one of their more Cherished OALPs, take them, step by step, through a reasoning process and show how that OALP is categorically guaranteed to result in exactly the opposite of that thing which the OALP is intended to promote, and have them agree with you utterly and completely every step of the way, even unto the conclusion that the OALP is blatantly, inherently wrong.

    Then, despite this, when you see them again a day, or two days, or a week, later, they will still be arguing in total and complete support of the OALP you just wasted your time convincing them was utterly and completely defective in every way, shape, or form.

    The Midnight Reset Button has done its work.

    Once you grasp that this is not a joke, that it’s an actual, functioning mechanism inside libtard brains (such as they are), you will have a far greater understanding of how it is that liberals make no sense.

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