The Ten Hottest New Media Guys On The Right–UPDATED With Speedos & Now With More

I didn’t want to do it, but in the spirit of lists and since everyone loves them, here’s the hottest guys on the right. There is no particular order. Really it’s all about what’s your type. Women are not as driven by looks as men. We all know this. They look at the whole person. These guys are not only hot, they’re smart. That makes them more desirable.

Here they are, listed in no particular order. They’re all good!

William Teach

William has the whole surfer-dude thing going. Tan, blond, blue-eyed, and not just a pretty face–he writes. Better yet, he is banned in China so you know he’s a good American. It just works. He is my co-blogger at Right Wing News so this is a bit awkward, but I call ‘em like I see ‘em. Find him at the Pirate’s Cove.

Stephen Green

Stephen is as 007 in real life as he looks in his pictures. Tailored suit. Resonant voice. Witty reparté. Dashing good looks. He’s hot from a different era. He’s with Pajamas Media and known, aptly, as the Vodkapundit.

David All

Spend two minutes with David and you’re buying what he’s selling…because you want to. Dangerous, this one. David runs a consulting company in DC.

Ace of Spades HQ

If you hear Ace tell it, he’s a hideous troll. I’ve met him. He most certainly is not. He’s got that old time newspaper man thing going. He’s smart and he’s as funny in person as he is in his writing. Hot. Ace is a bloggers blogger. Find him here.

Jonathan Garthwaite

I haven’t met Jonathan, but I have seen him. Word is he’s a nice as he is good looking. (More than one DC insider mentioned him. He gets very good references.) Jonathan runs the show at Townhall and also writes there.

Brooks Bayne

Every girl goes through her bad boy phase, and Brooks who is former rocker, still musician, serial entrepreneur and ardent libertarian fills the bill. He’s big is huge on Twitter. He’s a tech and new media guru. Website here. Twitter here.

Jeff Goldstein

Jeff is one of the few men in the world who looks good with a moustache and a beard. He eviscerates leftist logic with humor and now, he could kill them too, because he’s some sort of martial arts master. Glad he’s on our side. Find him at ProteinWisdom.com

Guy Benson

Guy has an angelic face, but don’t be deceived. He is a radio host for WIND in Chicago and guest hosts for Hugh Hewett. He’s smart and I think there’s badness underneath that take-him-home-to-mama face.

Erik Telford

Erik Telford made Keith Olbermann’s Worst Person In The World List as a runner-up. Erik is #1 in my book. He has a dry wit and mans the Americans For Prosperity communications helm.

Andy Levy

If you’re a conservative woman night owl, you know this man intimately. He’s a commentator on Red Eye the Fox news show that airs at 3 AM Eastern. If you’re not a night owl, set your DVR, he’s worth it. Or get to know him on Twitter like I did.

Bonus:

Patrick Gleason and Kelly Cobb

I call them the ATR Twins. These guys work for Grover Norquist’s Americans for Tax Reform think tank. As an organization, ATR has the nicest, smartest, yes chivalrous, men around. Patrick and Kelly are sartorially perfect bookends and almost (almost) too much fun.

Sid Burgess

Sid knows more about new media than anyone you’ll meet. He’s an Iraq vet, a former city councilman, and great designer. Find him at CitiesofVision.com.

Stephen Kruiser

Comedians are like rock stars, they get the chicks. There’s a reason for that. If a guy can make a girl laugh….. Find Stephen nightly on RFCradio.com from 11 – 12 Eastern and wherever he’s doing stand up. Most recently, New York.

Jon Henke

He looks so Irish. Reminds me of my first crush in sixth grade. A cute saxophone player with red hair. Ah, John Dalton, where are you now? But I digress. Jon Henke also sports red hair and is another fresh faced DC guy. You can find him at TheNextRight.

Michael Koolidge

What is it about Chicago and radio? They’re just good. Chicago radio guy, self-syndicated and just a wonderful person. A veteran, he’s breaking new ground in the new media radio world. Listen to him here.

Updated:

I missed Chris Moody, manager of New Media at Cato. How could I? I don’t know. Find him on Twitter here.

UPDATED:

Robert Stacy McCain

naked realism here.

Joy McCann aka Little Miss Attila thinks I missed the best on the blogging web. She adds in Glenn Reynolds and James Joyner and my co-blogger John and many more.

The fact is, there are lots of hot conservative-libertarian-moderate (hey James!) men. I simply ran out of room.

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Tags: Men • New Media