Wow, Michelle Obama Hates Carla Bruni…A lot
June 8, 2009 / 3:30 pm • By Dr. Melissa Clouthier
I saw this picture on Drudge and had to put it before you guys. It says it all. And for you lefties who think I’m reading waaaaaay too much into this look here:
Anger:
THE BROWS ARE LOWERED AND DRAWN TOGETHER.
VERTICAL LINES APPEAR BETWEEN THE BROWS.
THE LOWER LID IS TENSED AND MAY OR MAY NOT BE RAISED.
THE UPPER LID IS TENSED AND MAY OR MAY NOT BE LOWERED BY THE ACTION OF THE BROW.
THE EYES HAVE A HARD STARE AND MAY HAVE A BULGING APPEARANCE.
THE LIPS ARE IN EITHER OF TWO BASIC POSITIONS: PRESSED FIRMLY TOGETHER WITH THE CORNERS STRAIGHT OR DOWN; OR OPEN, TENSED IN A SQUARISH SHAPE AS IF SHOUTING.
THE NOSTRILS MAY BE DILATED, BUT THIS IS NOT ESSENTIAL TO THE ANGER FACIAL EXPRESSION AND MAY ALSO OCCUR IN SADNESS.
THERE IS AMBIGUITY UNLESS ANGER IS REGISTERED IN ALL THREE FACIAL AREAS.
Care to caption?
12 Responses to “Wow, Michelle Obama Hates Carla Bruni…A lot”
June 8 2009 / 4:33 pm
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Caption (for what The Obaminatrix is thinking):
You can worship Him, bitch, but you can’t f*ck Him!
June 8 2009 / 4:53 pm
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She’s angry that Carla Bruni is attractive and that she’s … well, Lt. Commander Worf.
June 8 2009 / 4:53 pm
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Dammit, this is why we didn’t go to dinner with you B***h how are MSNBC and the View going to spin this so that America still thinks I’m the prettiest.
June 8 2009 / 5:09 pm
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Wow! The Example picture is hilarious!
June 8 2009 / 6:58 pm
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I don’t believe that is actually Michelle Obama. It is a picture of Craig Robinson in a fright wig that someone photoshopped in. That was exactly what he looked like the last time Oregon State lost to U.O.
June 10 2009 / 3:57 pm
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“She’s angry that Carla Bruni is attractive and that she’s … well, Lt. Commander Worf.”
BINGO!
June 11 2009 / 10:09 pm
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SAAY WHUUUUT ???
June 12 2009 / 6:56 am
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Just kidding…she’s thinking, “I wish you were and American citizen…I would take your talent and beauty and hide it in a prison and I would take your husband and put him in prison for hate crimes and make you both paupers and I would sieze all your assets for reparations.”
June 12 2009 / 10:14 pm
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You guys don’t think that it might be a bit of a bad idea to make fun of a women on a blog that’s hosted by Melissa?
How would people here feel if someone said that the hostess looks like she should have a slot on her back for kids to put in quarters?
June 14 2009 / 11:02 pm
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Man, is that a “If looks could kill” moment!
The tiny little knives shooting out from Michelle ma Belle’s eyes are just about visible, there are SO many of them.
I take it that Ms. Bruni was looking on adoringly, like a good little drone, at the Messiah? I never did see from whence this photo came, what the event was, etc. Have to disagree with TheBigHenry, but only slightly: that look says “Not only can you not touch, honey (to use a euphemism), you don’t even get to look!”
June 15 2009 / 8:06 am
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It looks like Michelle Obama’s looking just behind and to the right of Bruni. It’s impossible to tell without video footage to provide context.
Go to daylife.com and search for “D-Day”. There you’ll find lots of photos of the event. You’ll see photos of Carla Bruni and Michelle Obama. You’ll see a couple of photos where without much imagination you can easily convince yourself that Carla Bruni is giving Michelle Obama the evil eye.
Most of the photos of this and other events show Michelle Obama and Carla Bruni getting on fine.
Besides, haven’t you ever had candid photos taken of you that appear to show you in deep thought, annoyance or worry, when in fact you weren’t. You were actually quite happy and relaxed at that time.
People see what they want to see.
If you believe that Michelle Obama is always a scary and angry black woman, then all you’ll ever choose to see on video and photo footage, is a scary and angry black woman.
If you believe that George W. Bush is a smirking chimp then all you’ll ever see, on video and photo, is a smirking chimp expression on his face.
It’s all like that old woman/young woman optical illusion, where you only see one thing until someone points out the other thing. Once someone points out the other thing, you’re unable to see anything else.