Ignorant Boys + Slutty Girls = A Bright Future
March 30, 2009 / 3:29 pm • By Dr. Melissa ClouthierOn the same day I read (via Instapundit) that British boys are keeping themselves stupid so as not to get their dumb asses kicked by even dumber, and ostensibly bigger and stronger, bullies, I read that girls are checking out porn, giving boyfriends a show via webcam and sending naked pictures of themselves to the aforementioned willful idiots.
This is the future: hyper-sexualized ignoramuses. The worst part? They won’t know anything, but they’ll know how to creatively copulate and procreate.
5 Responses to “Ignorant Boys + Slutty Girls = A Bright Future”
March 30 2009 / 7:36 pm
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Melissa,
The future? How about the present? It looks like the movie Idiocracy will end up being non-fiction after all…
March 30 2009 / 8:07 pm
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The constitution is being disregarded and our freedoms are being eroded at an alarming rate. What would the Founding Fathers think of a president of the United States firing the CEO of one private company, and giving another 30 days to find a buyer? I expected four years of a gradual slide towards socialized fascism, not the free fall we seem to be experiencing.
March 31 2009 / 3:11 am
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Reason number 7812: Why I Homeschool.
(My teenager is a boy.)
March 31 2009 / 10:27 am
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creatively copulate
heh. I’m stealing that.
This is something I’ve thought about for quite a long time. When the dumbest of us are reproducing at a higher rate than the smartest of us, at what point does de-evolution start to not only slow (probably happening already) but to actually our advancement as humans ?
March 31 2009 / 10:54 am
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Ah, yes. The world seems to be sliding into the future of The Marching Morons.