Global Cooling Phase: Oh! THAT’S Why It’s Called “Climate Change” Now
October 4, 2008 / 8:49 am • By Dr. Melissa ClouthierOne of these days, the prophets of doom and gloom will be right, but they’ll be dead right, so who cares? That’s why I have a “We’re All Gonna Die” category. Between Y2K, the economic meltdown ushering in the Next Great Depression (Dems and the Press hope, hope! HOPE!!!), and Global Warming, the world is going to end as we know it. The only problem: we feel fine.
The danger of screeching ala Chicken Little is that no one will pay attention when the poop really does hit the wind farm. Now, about that cooling phase:
Since just January 2007, the world has cooled so much that ALL the global warming over the past three decades has disappeared! This is confirmed by a plot of actual global average temperatures from the best available source, weather satellite data that shows there has been NO net global warming since the satellites were first launched in 1979.
Since there was global cooling from ~1940 to ~1979, this means there has been no net warming since ~1940, in spite of an ~800% increase in human emissions of carbon dioxide. This indicates that the recent warming trend was natural, and CO2 is an insignificant driver of global warming.
And it would be so awesome if the world ended–for the Moonbats, anyway.
One Response to “Global Cooling Phase: Oh! THAT’S Why It’s Called “Climate Change” Now”
By Headless Unicorn Guy on Oct 6, 2008 | Reply
Global Cooling is caused by Global Warming.
Ees Party Line, Comrades.