Sarah Palin: The Adult Entertainment Edition

I use the word “adult” loosely. To start, let’s exploit children, shall we? Because this was the cutest thing:

Innocence and sweetness, right? Um, wrong.

And now, another video. The I’M-AT-A-FUNERAL-AND-I-THINK-IT’S-MINE-ANDREA-MITCHELL edition:

Such a delight, that one. Right, the media isn’t biased. They don’t love the Democrats and hate Republicans. Along those lines, we need more laughter, because really, who can’t laugh at Andrea Mitchell’s deadpan delivery? Jim Treacher writes a scathing piece of satire spoofing Howard Kurtz who is even, as I write this, harrumphing around some Washington DC five-star restaurant cursing the media cursors.

Palin Dodges Tough Questions About Existence of Alaska:

Media Bubble, Sept. 2 — Embattled former beauty queen Sarah Palin* continued to wilt yesterday under the pressure of numerous fair, evenhanded media questions regarding the alleged state of “Alaska.” Palin has claimed to be “governor” of the legendary northern land mass, which, while heretofore undiscovered by explorers, was once rumored to contain vast expanses rich with oil, gold, and “eski-mos.”

Palin first made the “Alaska” claim during an Aug. 29 public appearance alongside elderly, mean-looking cancer victim John McCain. McCain, a white man with whiter hair, has long publicly blocked efforts by Barack Obama, a youthful black man with a certain indefinable aura about him, to move into Obama’s new house. Palin, also white-skinned, has been linked to the McCain offensive.

After four days of telling silence from the McCain camp, Palin finally deigned to reappear in public yesterday. In a followup press conference, Palin, who is a girl, lashed out at the media.

There is more and it’s delicious fun. I love the line, “Palin, who is a girl” (and has mammaries, I might add, and nice ones, too). You must read it, because right about now, this whole election thing has the possibility of spinning into a death spiral of seriousness.

At least the press is covering the important stuff. You know, hair styles. Of course, my retinas are still burned from Joe Biden’s blindingly white smile (thanks HDTV), but, hells bells I didn’t write a whole article about him toning down the teeth tonic. Come to think of it, I’m betting I could find some conservative dentist to say that it was irresponsible to his teeth and to the viewer’s vision to smile that plastic and that long knowing full well that he was being giving a close-up head shot.

Rational people have advice for the Democrats, but thankfully, they won’t take it. Ann Althouse takes on Paul Begala’s criticism that Palin was too sarcastic. Ah yes, that’s not sexist at all:

Oh, yes, sarcastic. That reminds me. I saw Paul Begala on some morning show and he was using that word. He said that Palin was excellent when she was telling her life story, but then when she got into the criticisms of Barack Obama, she was sarcastic, and that wasn’t good.

Step back, little lady. Be good. Be nice. Tell us about your children and what you like to cook for dinner and how much you love your hubby.

Grrrr… my feminist blood boils.

And now, for the Ace of Spades edition of entertainment. This edition is like liberal voyeurism, something we’ve all been doing this last week. Conservatives, libertarians, and average Americans have watched, transfixed, as the Left does what they do and makes fools of themselves doing it. [Language alert, not that I care, but some of you do.]:

Let’s check the list: Demean an opponent who you really ought to suspect might be rather intelligent as an ignorant boob, bordering on a genuine diagnosable moron, to such a degree that when the candidate speaks and reveals himself as reasonably intelligent, he actually seems to be nearly a genius.

Demean those who don’t live in “cosmopolitan” cities as bumpkins who have nothing to contribute to politics or culture — not their own ideas, their own aspirations, their own fears, their own traditions — except for the votes they’re expected to cast for the Democratic elites who scorn them.

And all the rest of it.

Now, after the fact, the left is convulsing and gnashing their teeth. How could we have allowed ourselves to so demean Sarah Palin as to turn her home-run speech into a genuine star-making speech by lowering expectations so much through our derision!?!

How could you have done that, you ask. That’s not the right question. The right question is Is it even possible for you to avoid doing that?, because you do every. Single. God. Damn. Election. Cycle.

It works in my favor, and yet I’m still horrified to see you doing it every time.

Have you ever done anything else? Are you capable of doing anything differently? Even as conservatives snicker at you and tell you to your smug fat faces that you’re making a gross strategic error, you continue doing so just the same!

We don’t even bother to hide our snickering at you any longer. We don’t bother to conceal this basic error from you — we simply declare it. We don’t have to hide this, we don’t have to try to avoid tipping you off that you’re making this mistake for the thirtieth time, because we know you won’t listen anyway!

Naked liberals. It’s the political version of adult entertainment. Expect more in the coming two months. They ain’t pretty. They ain’t smart. They’re mean, alright. And they sure are fun to watch.

Posted in Entertain Me • Political Animals
Tags: Democrats • Election 08 • Leftists • Media • MSM • Obama